Ever played that 6 degrees of separation game? I’m useless at it - but todays post is my version of it.
Last year I was diagnosed celiac which given the seemingly never ending list of autoimmune disorders I was picking up - was just lobbed onto the pile - so I’ll just give up bread I thought!
uh ohh! Apparently not!!
Before Christmas I was becoming quite ill - and it was clear that I had to take that Celiac label a bit more seriously - since then I have had to look at what and how I eat. 3 months on and I feel generally, a woman reborn. Its not so difficult to give up biscuits when you know how much better you’re feeling without!
Its also been a bit of a discovery, food wise. Good and Bad!
Ordering Amaranth and Millet from the Deli in Uppingham who were most obliging - bringing in the weird and wonderful for me to sample - the owner joked that I would be as well to just buy a box of Trill! do they still do that?
He had a point. This morning, in true Brit fashion, I boiled up millet flakes and amaranth (which even with a dummies guide I’d failed to pop) in milk and honey for breakfast. Budgerigars might not have taken to it - but Oliver Twist might have recognised the honeyed mush I produced!
I am happy to accept a few failures in the quest for those precious successes and it is kinda exciting. After 3 months of rice I am looking for new cereals that are gluten free. New textures.
I am in awe however of the versatility of rice - from flakes, puddings, rissottos to noodles - there are very few days go by when it isn’t in my diet somewhere. But after centuries in the paddy fields I can understand that the Chinese might be ready for a change - but instead of taking a tip from Peru or Mexico and having a go with Amaranth or Quinoa they have gone out at a tangent for more Western influence - we’re talking meat - loads of it.
I was quite nonchalant about the impending wheat crisis - only 10 weeks of stock, bread prices set to sky rocket - but thats ok, because I don’t you know!
Problem is that problems like these aren’t localised nor are they quite that simplistic - the need for cereal for human consumption is far outstripped by the need for cereal for livestock - the food chain is out of kilter - home grown farmers are too busy tied in to hedgerow management and set aside - or other such EU strategems to keep them from producing whilst economically, there is this insidious seduction of China to take on board the very worse that the West has to offer - meat, big cars, unchecked economic growth at certain ecological damage…and British/American Tobacco finding rich pickings amongst a never ending populace.
Bowls of rice, bicycles, farming and chewing on bamboo will be distant images….but China can at least give up on the one child policy because they will be dying in their droves - if the smog doesn’t choke their lungs out - BAT will be there to fill the gaps, and mad cow disease and clogged arteries bringing up the rear.
Saints alive! I would never have been this journalistic on a bowl of Weetabix!!